Hand Rebel

When a person is left handed but uses the right hand to masturbate.

You hand rebel, I like you.

by Flux Bitch January 23, 2016

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Second-hand Wook

You spend too much time with the wook kids. You won’t want to be a wook but you find yourself spending more time with them then you would like to admit, and might accidentally do their K instead of coke.

Yooo are we becoming second-hand wooks?

by phillyboiz March 21, 2021

French Hand

When a man gets a handjob and has his pubes braided at the same time.

I got a french hand yesterday. My crouch looks like snoop dogg.

by g-mancer December 06, 2011

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome

A psychological disorder which involves one person unable to control their hands while there are another person's sexy legs in the near vicinity

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome occurs when guy can't keep his hands off of a girl's sexy legs

by Uncle Hiro July 29, 2013

authoritative Hand

Choki ng during sexual intercourse

Hey Jamie you using authoritative hands on me in bed tonight?

by K456 November 29, 2020

authoritative hands

Choking during sexual inter course

Daddy use those authoritative hands on me in bed !

by K456 November 29, 2020