dragon assing

When you eat spicy food, and the next time you deficate it feels like fire is coming out of your ass.

I ate some spicy food last night , and all day I have been dragon assing.

by Patcheese June 1, 2016

ass paralysis

noun, plural: ass paralyses
1. (Psychopathology). The inability to perform significant action due to the debilitating presence of magnificent ass

"C'mon Private! That leg injury ain't that bad!"
"It's not that, Colonel... It's Sgt. Courtney's ASS!"
"Awwww sheit. Pvt. Johnson's got ass paralysis!"

by ieatwhenimbored May 29, 2016

Coke ass

When your up all night doing cocaine and then the next morning you have to fart and shit constantly letting out all the Coke from the night before.

Chris: man I've been farting and shitting my ass out all day today I can't take it anymore!! Matt: what did you do last night that your like this? Chris: I went to the comfort zone and did a bunch of Coke with some hookers I met! Matt: well bud it sounds to me like you got yourself a good ol case of "Coke ass" Chris: goddamit I was afraid you'd say that!

by Zeppole Samps May 24, 2016

gucci ass

When you see that ass from far away and it so plump

1:damn look at the Gucci ass

by RAYzar January 23, 2018

feathery ass

Description of a innocent and/or naive person you'd like to have sexual intercourse with.

Damn she's got a feathery ass.

by Beebumble February 4, 2018

Ass salsa

The act of emptying the contents of a jar of salsa into one’s anus and having another person scoop it out with chips.

Gaw’damn, Daquan and Lakeshia got that good ass salsa last night!

by Daquan Jenkins February 9, 2018

ashtanga ass

Upset spoiled rich girl.

Miley Cyrus is an ashtanga ass.

by moocheeme December 28, 2016