Meat Beater

One that beats a man's meat, AKA his Penis.

" She is is omega Meat Beater, man."

by MeatBeater69420 December 04, 2020

Meat Krob

Refers to a really nasty vagina.

That hooker has a serious Meat Krob!

by BeckasaurusRex May 04, 2010

Meat Wrinkles

An ass so fat that the skin itself can’t hold all of it forming juicy ass wrinkles on the surface

Damn Heaven ass so fat , the meat wrinkles showing through the jeans

by Lankfvrd November 23, 2023

Mongolian meat stick

3 men sitting in beanbags criss cross applesauce jerking off the other two guys such that each man has 2 different hands stroking them

Yo bros! Pull up to my crib I just got some new bean bags. We can totally partake in a Mongolian meat stick!

by Edgingmenforfun69 April 05, 2024

meat scooter

The favored vehicle of the bicycle messenger. Offering little protection, the meat scooter is a very dangerous vehicle, even moreso when not operated in accordance with the traffic laws; often an accident is fatal.

"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."

by NPD May 22, 2007

Meat rider

Someone like bitch ass castillo who won’t hop off my dick and let my shit breathe.

“Castillo bruh hop off my dick. You being a meat rider right now”

by Not him November 04, 2022

Meat Rider

Tetchra.

Did you see how Steven was gargling on Chris's balls in the groupchat? He's a total "Meat Rider"

by Slimy Johnson February 25, 2023