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Ur mom

“Ur mom” is a come back that you can’t come back from.
Person one:” imagine cheating on a test ” person two:”imagine ur mom cheating on your dad
by Lol, ur grandma March 27, 2023
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your mom

jim: "Oh I wonder who took my lubes last night"
bob: "your mom"
jim: "isn't she gay?"
by hazelnutmei March 29, 2023
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crispy mom

Say the crunchy mom life is a little too extreme for you. You can go crispy mom. Pick and choose how crazy you’d like to get with the neo hippieniss.
Crunchy mom 1: omg! Can you believe Emily? She’s such a crispy mom.

Crunchy mom 2: what’s a crispy mom?

Crunchy mom 1: she’s like us but normal because she doesn’t do all the crazy things we do.
by That person he’s mean January 14, 2023
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Guglielmo's mom

the hottest sexyiest pedo anyone has met she cums at the site of year 13s and will beat you up if you cant make her cum she has fucked everyone in school and loves to be fingered
i did Guglielmo's mom
by Jizz kalifa January 16, 2023
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mom

i dont have a mom.
by anonymous January 16, 2023
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your-mom-has-a-dick

your mom has a dick. it says it right there
I like how your-mom-has-a-dick. its nice.
by pookieposts January 18, 2023
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