Person 1: "Bro I haven't done my assignment yet its due in 20 mins!"
Person 2:"Yea you're chopped gyatt meat bud"
Person 2:"Yea you're chopped gyatt meat bud"
by CharlesGremmyG November 04, 2024
Another word for semen
by Kcole54301 January 31, 2018
Deaf meat is often referred to a clogged penile shaft. After repeatedly masturbating, a build up of salty hard cum sticks to the walls of the piss hole, making it impossible to take a piss. Only people who masturbate a lot are at risk.
Nurse, get me the surgeons, this patient has deaf meat. A surgical operation is imminent, and we may be required to remove a portion of this man's penis.
by Jesse935232 December 04, 2017
A meat ball is when someone eats a meat ball with a fork and the meat ball runs away
From your plate.
From your plate.
by Dr pepperoni May 27, 2021
When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.
Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.
by 22 Knowledge December 10, 2015
When you put a handful of ball bearings into your girls vagina before you pound it like a retard on bath salts
Last night I decided to try the old Tallahassee meat grinder. It sounded like a good idea but now my dick is purple and I can hardly walk.
by Jpv420 June 17, 2019
roommate:1. damn bro i didnt perform last night.!
roommate:2. haha bro my girl went crazy for the CRAZY MEAT LAST NIGHT
roommate:2. haha bro my girl went crazy for the CRAZY MEAT LAST NIGHT
by KENNY LOMAX December 31, 2011