jacked n tan

Every mans goal for the summer. This usually involves spending at least 2 and a half hours at the beach wearing tanning oil and spending a vast majority of the day at the gym.

I was trying to get jacked n tan last summer but ended up getting cancer.

by hoover50 November 10, 2011

Jack Ass Button

A certain action that sets someone into a pissed off state. Everyone's button is different, it really depends on ones annoyances. Commonly performed by bitch ass niggas.

Vic: Don't you hate when someone sends you a text from somebody else's phone?
Joey: Yeah, that shit pushes my Jack Ass Button.

by GorillaVic21 March 23, 2009

Jack-O-Lantern

When a male wraps his scrotum around a flashlight while the lights are off, make his sac resemble a candlelit pumpkin.pumpkingoat

I got the peter-gazer with the Jack-O-Lantern...thats totally five kicks!

by Phi Delta Tau November 20, 2007

the jack and jill

another term for you would be mockneys-
On the pill

she's on the jack and jill

by bachx April 23, 2003

Monterey jack

slang term for disappointing/ dull;
also a type of cheese.

how was your day then?
fairly monterey jack to be honesnt.

i was monterey jack'ed with it.

by Tibbbbs April 27, 2008

Jack Del Rio

pat jones is a faggot cause jack del rio is awesome and he coached the jaguars to their first winning season since 1999

I wish i had a coach like jack del rio

by dontworry about it February 12, 2005

jumpin jack flash

This move requires the active participation of you, a camera, one unconscious individual, and a damned good friend. Pull your pants down to your ankles and position your ass hole about 6 inches away from the unconscious person’s face. Then give them a sharp smack in the face (they have to be sleeping on their back for this to work). When he wakes and raises his head in disorientation, your friend snaps a quick Polaroid of him tossing your salad. Definitely recommended when the victim has already spent time in prison as a prom queen

by wanksta July 31, 2003