When the sapling was young, it was no more than cunt-sized, perhaps two cunts if it had a virile seed. Now look at how majestic it is, two to three thousand cunts in circumference.
by Colonus September 3, 2010
Get the Cunt-Sized mug.the sexually transmitted object found in the vagina. A root from digging for gold: digging for a cunt nugget.
A boy and his girlfriend were having sex. The girlfriend had placed four starburst into her vagina for her boy friend to eat out. Two weeks after she had pain from the vagina and went to the doctor to find out that a starburst was still in there. She realized her boyfriend had eaten her cunt nugget.
by Captain Jackass December 22, 2010
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That broad takes it so much that she is a hampster cunt.
Damn, I'd fuck her but she's a hampster cunt.
Damn, I'd fuck her but she's a hampster cunt.
by Michael Juhasz November 9, 2007
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