poop monday

When you eat poop on a nice Monday morning.

“Today is poop Monday! We will have shit for breakfast.”

by miilflover101 January 12, 2021

premature poop

when you're not ready to poop yet, but you do it anyway. often painful and/or hard to pass

Friend 1: How was your poop?
Friend 2. Not great -- it was a premature poop for sure. I should have waited longer to pass this stool.

by pooperforlife August 31, 2016

i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco

why would you even search this up-

Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.

by cat hotdog June 15, 2021

Polar Poops

When you mix a great polar pop at circle k and it gives you the shits.

Jim mustve made a really good polar pop, he's got the polar poops!

by BrinaBaby💕 June 2, 2021

Poop

brown stuff

Poop is brown

by bho310 July 26, 2020

Poop and Regroup

For use when you feel sick but still have things you want/have to do but are about to shit your brains out (usually diarrhea). An alternative to puke and rally

Dude are you okay? Do you need to puke and rally?

Nah I think I need to poop and regroup. I’ll be back to the party in a bit.

by murray0101 July 26, 2020

Poop or poopy?

A phrase that dumb kids who say dumb stuff use to fit in with other people

A n o t h e r c h a n c e or poop or poopy?

by bsjsjshusbebebd October 18, 2021