Poop

Brown stuff that comes out of your butt

I just took a big poop

by Lampski November 10, 2013

Hate Poop

To poop in a manner that is intended as an expression of a negative feeling towards another person.

"Can you believe your ex invited you to her party after she made out with your best friend?"
"It's cool, I showed up and pretended to forgive her then found the bathroom and uncorked a rowdy hate poop and didn't flush."

by That Wasn't Worth It June 25, 2021

poop blind

The urge to poop so bad you have tunnel vision for the bathroom.

Ray zoned out for half of the class. After yesterday’s breakfast burrito hit bottom he had gone poop blind.

by 367 September 27, 2018

Poop Groomer

A poop groomer enhances turds, in a variety of ways, before they are flushed down the toilet.

Does your poop groomer polish turds?

by ss_e_hh June 13, 2022

Poop

A substance that come from your ass and is brown and green

I flushed by poop down the toilet

by Lilpumpsavage October 31, 2017

is poop really epic

it depends who u ask

john: is poop really epic
me: it depends

by Pickle June 23, 2020

ass smashin poop jockey

A man who performs anal sex with another man for sexual pleasure.

That guy is definitely an ass smashin poop jockey

by Slicksta February 18, 2008