October 29

Today it's your best friends birthday, even if it is not
SPAM HAPPY BIRTHDAY INTO YOUR FRIENDS DMS

She: HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK ITS OCTOBER 29 ILY
Nick: OMG THANK YOU

by SheCool5shishkebablover123 October 29, 2020

October 30

National spam nudes day

“Yo dude today is October 30!”-Man 1
“I know! I can’t wait for my friend to spam me nudes today!” -Man 2

by Suckonthis.com October 29, 2020

October 31st

National hurt your short friends day, this is a day to do whatever negative things you wish to impose onto your short friends. This day is also Halloween so bonus points if you do this in a costume.

Tall person: “Oh look it’s October 31st I can go throw my short friend against a wall”

Short person: “oh no it’s October 31st I don’t want to be kicked in the kneecap”

by Rat face Mr. man October 29, 2020

october 2nd

national mia day. happy birthday to mia.

“hey its october 2nd”
“woah mia day! i love mia!”

by klowy October 29, 2020

October 29

National cry yourself to sleep day... which is everyday

John:bro it’s national October 29, which is cry yourself to sleep day!
Mark: oh that everyday for me.
John:..oh...

by GreyRex October 29, 2020

October 29

October 29 is a national holiday when you cry yourself to sleep..sometimes that’s everyday

John:it’s October 29th, which means it’s cry yourself to sleep day!
Mark:oh well that’s everyday for me
John:..oh..well..

by GreyRex October 29, 2020

October 30

National ask out your crush day

“Hey so it’s October 30 so I wnat to go out with you”

by Annonomus11 October 30, 2020