National long distance relationship day

A day in a long distance relationships celebrate their...uhh..distance? And the day falls on March 21st

“Hey bob! Do you know what day it is?!”
“It’s national long distance relationship day!”
“Ohh you know what that means!”

by Askmewhojoeis582 April 19, 2020

National Throw Short People Day

On October 21st you can throw anyone 5’5”and under with no permission needed

What day is today?
Why its national throw short people day of course

by Fjsogkrnfnk October 18, 2021

National Danny Loser day

January 15, anyone named Danny is a loser for a day.

Jane: Hey danny did you now tomorrow is national Danny loser day?
Danny: No i didn’t :(

by milfloverr January 14, 2021

National Slap Ass Day

September 9th is national smack someone’s ass day.

national slap ass day: n. the day in which you can smack someone’s ass for no reason. “Watch out because tomorrow is slap ass day!”

by hehefam September 8, 2019

National bike mom day

On December 20th at exactly 5:30pm
Marks the national bike mom day. It is where moms need to take a bike ride on a nice wilderness trail.

Bro wake up its national bike mom day!
Dominic, I'm sorry but your mom has died so I need to make an urban dictionary definition to make fun of her.

by Hawk333 January 19, 2022

National Grey SweatPants Day

National Grey SweatPants day is on September 30th

Hey did you hear National Grey Sweatpants day is tomorrow?

by Alexis Windshear September 29, 2020

national booty slap day

the one day you’re able to slap a women, girlfriend, lover, stranger or friends arse with no consequences

Happy national booty slap day baby *slaps arse*

by Wallabooby December 30, 2019