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Poop

Purple gooey substance that secretes from a type of Uranium commonly found on Uranus during it's rare summer season. Probes have been sent to analyze the substance, and apparently it tastes like proctologist-made chocolate.
The probe operator died upon learning that this Poop substance tastes like wonderful proctocolate.
by Izaacius Barfmanius April 28, 2023
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poop delay

When someone is late because they (or someone they're traveling with) takes an excessively long poop, therefore causing a delay in the plans.
Sorry we're late to the poetry reading, we were set back about 20 minutes due to my husband's poop delay.
by The mad shatter July 9, 2019
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Poop

"A fart with a bone"
Poop: 1 out of 267,985 stinky things.
by MoreSJ February 26, 2021
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Poop Point

Poop Point
verb, noun

1. The plot point in a TV show, movie, or series that you udderly miss because nature called and you had to go "number 2". Usually results in confusion when you return and everyone else is suddenly crying, fighting, or dead.

Example:
“Wait—why is the dragon her brother now?!”
“Dude, you left at the poop point.”

Poo Point
Noun

The pivotal moment in a TV show, movie, or series that you miss because you had to poop.

Often leads to confusion, frantic rewinding, or asking everyone, “Wait, what just happened?!”
"Wait—why is the dragon her brother now?!”
“Dude, you left at the poop point.”

“I missed the big reveal during Succession because I hit my poop point.”
by RyTheMediaGuy April 14, 2025
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Wet Poop Deck

When a girl poops on your penis and then she proceeds to suck it clean off, leaving the penis soaking with saliva and her mouth full of shit
Bro me and my girl tried out “Wet Poop Decklast night, it was crazy.
by AnalDirtStache October 2, 2019
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Poop Hammock

When a male wears a thong in reverse so that his testicles can be shown, the back of the underwear is known as the poop hammock
While Ricky was running to the bathroom, he accidentally filled up his poop hammock.
by JizzWhiz September 4, 2022
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poop

this yummy mixture is sooo tasty! you can never get enough! the natural oder/smell is to DIEEE for!! once u try some you’ll be a addict for life like me :)))) ALSO TRY SUM GASOLINE WHILE UR AT ITTTT TASTYYYYYY!!!!
poop, SO YUMMY!
poop, mmm cut me a slice!
by evvvvvv<33 April 21, 2022
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