box squatter

A person who gets their mail in some other person's post office box. Usually done because they don't want to pay for their own.

the box squatter's mail moved from box to box as women demanded he pay at least a share of the box rent.

by postal goddess May 15, 2011

Mustard Box

A 5-15 year old car that isn't quite shitty enough to be called a shitbox, and isn't economical enough to be a ecobox.

"Greg bought himself a mustard box, he fell in love with that thing. It's a 2004 VW Passat"

by Arionio March 6, 2013

BOX 87

Box 87 was first discovered after the death of Sir Barry B. Benson in 1987, it is rumored that this box contains the answers to the mysteries of his past. But no one can know for sure, as everyone who has every opened it has never shared anything, because they can never be found.

RULES:
If this box is delivered to you DO NOT OPEN IT

Find the book

Box 87 was delivered to me

by cHicknEned June 12, 2018

Do you know what to do with a box of bees?

This question tests if an adult male is a real man or not. A woman asks when assessing if an adult male is worth being in a romantic relationship with. If the guy says yes, he is a real man. If he is confused by the question, he is not worthy. If he says no but expresses interests in improving himself, don't write him off as a not-man yet. there is still hope

"Mike, do you know what to do with a box of bees? "

"uh, no?"

"then learn or go away. I only date REAL MEN."

by junebugistired April 23, 2020

Philadelphian Boxing glove

The act of inserting your fish into someone’s anus, picking them up and punching someone else with the said person like they are a boxing love

Yo did you hear about Andre got into a fight with a bunch of people and the bar last night? He gave the little dude a Philadelphian boxing glove and beat the hell out of the 4 other guys with him. Poor little man walked like a bow legged cowboy out the bar

by Reddawn2036 January 13, 2024

Celebrity Box

When you call someone out (doesn't have to be a celebrity) to a fight in the ring.

"I will celebrity box my younger brother this SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY"

by Joe W. Nuts November 30, 2020

Smokers Box

A box just off school grounds at a crap school in paisley (st andy’s)where all the wains go to smoke fags and doobies before school before the bell rings

“Get me at smokers box at 8.30”

by pu$$y$layer1234 November 21, 2020