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National Boyfriend Day

August 5th, the day you show that man of your dreams how much he is appreciated, loved, cared for, and all that is above and beyond. Do everything you can for this boy on this day, anything he needs and or wants, and i mean ANYTHING, including, VIDEO GAMES, free head pass, soapy boobies, WAP, and etc. Now go make him feel special bitches.
“What’d you get your boyfriend on National Boyfriends Day”?

Whatever the fuck he wanted”!

National Boyfriend Day: Showing the man you love your appreciation for him
by dfkdfghusf August 5, 2021
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national pulse#0331 day

the day where u celebrate the sexy pulse#0331 for being the best discordian known to man
Hey you know today’s national pulse#0331 day?
by cartizzle August 6, 2021
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National Annoy Squidward Day

“Oh! It’s National Annoy Squidward day!”
by MangoLen February 15, 2022
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National Seb Day

National Seb day is a day where everyone gets together with their family and celebrates the amazing seb, people who have significant others will then dry hump them in representation of seb. National Seb day is a very important day, if you don't celebrate the seb you will be given bad luck.
Random guy: yo you wanna hang out today?
Cool girl: sorry, it's national Seb day, I'm gonna go dry hump my boyfriend
by BeansWasLost February 17, 2022
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National Friend day :)

On March 23rd! This day you have to spoil one of your friends :) It could be your best friend or just any of your friends! You give them a gift or something special to show that you care and that you love them!
by Clovdii February 18, 2022
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national bully mason day: the prelude

You bully people named mason because they cant date women
by J@$H February 18, 2022
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National Give Head Day

The day of the year where you’re supposed to give head to your friend, preferably ones with names starting with a P or an A, and last names being synonyms of the word “wealthy”. Celebrated on February 18th.
by Anon112312 February 18, 2022
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