cringe boy

A name given to an individual has no social skills nor friends. They have the aptitude to create pure cringe. Affected people, who are considered normal by the norms of society, are hurt mentally and physically by this individual. Confrontation of this person may cause severe depression, suicidal thoughts, deep frustration, anger issues, bursts of uncontrollable laughter, rolling of the eyes, face palming and temporary loss of mental capabilities.

Cringe boy : 10 feet away, alone, not knowing anyone in the room, never having achieved a successful social contact with anyone there and bursting out in a muffled laughter while rubbing and pulling his hands together like a retard

"Hey guys, look at this meme, it's so funny!"

Others: Not listening nor looking back at the cringe boy, not even thinking they are being addressed by this socially awkward walking meme, continuing their business

Cringe boy: After 10 seconds of looking at the normal group with a smile on his face and a glare of hope in his eyes, still rubbing his hands together.
"Oh right, I'm talking to a wall"

Group of normal people: Laughing and making jokes about lolies and underaged girls
"If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Cringe boy: Walking up to the group, in a serious manner with a hard slow canadian accent.
"No, No, No! If her age is on the clock, she's not ready for the cock!"

Normal group of people: Discussing about the patch notes for LoL, talking about the Ravenous HYDRA item...

Cringe boy: Gets up and walks to the group, leaning in and whispering in one of the group's member's ear with a dark and creepy voice
"Heil Hydra..."
Proceeds to go back to his place

by SpychoMonkey December 2, 2016

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