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Google, show me this guy's balls

A phrase said by someone who sees an attractive man on the internet and is so down bad for him that they instantly want to see him naked.
Friend: dude look at how hot this guy is!
Me: damn, you're right!
Friend: Google, show me this guy's balls ☝️
by TheresBugsUnderYourSkin January 1, 2024
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Okay guy

A guy that likes to be molested, commonly used by the abusers to reference those who they determine those that can be molested.
So you are an okay guy. That means you like how I touch you here!

That boy over there is an okay guy
by Roxas_Reverse March 24, 2023
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pants guy

A pretty large male by the name of bubba who always seems to have a pair of pants on. He usually has them on in situations where shorts are preferred to be worn. Such as during a basketball game.
A guy who wears pants when he shouldn't, or just simply doesn't own a pair. Pants guy
by D Chosen 1 August 28, 2017
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Nice guy

A guy that is so civilized that he can't get laid. He follows orders, acts polite, breaks no rules, follows the law. He respects people and respects girls. When girls do come onto him, he remains under his "civil" nice guy act... and doesn't get laid as a result.

That was the archaic meaning for nice guy. In todays society however, nice guys are more than just civil.Some of them are just plain unattractive and just creepy as can be- and never get laid cause they think they are attractive but actually are not and put on a repulsive act towards women that draws them away.
Matt Dillon in Gunsmoke was an example of a nice guy. Even though he was a nearly 7 foot tall handsome man, he was a cop that didn't want to lose his job. So he would come every night down town to the bar and talk to Kitty, have a drink, talk to his friends,and put on his nice guy civilized act. When girls came on to him and tried to talk him up about getting married, having kids- Matt Dillon didn't even put them into the equation. He just followed the law, did his duty and kept his job, and didn't get laid as a result.
by foodfoethought July 28, 2024
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Arkansas guys

Arkansas guys are clueless when it comes to relationships and are crazy when they hangout with each other. They are most of the time book smart but not smart with life choices. They are strong physically but not so much mentally. But overall they are truly people you want in your life!
by Lovely crazy April 20, 2019
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That Guy

The man who embodies everyone's dreams is the one with the answers, a clear vision, and a captivating presence that leaves a profound and inspiring impression.
He is that Guy.
by bigmovesentertainment October 25, 2023
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guy

can be the age from 12-17
by thatgiy14 December 8, 2018
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