You: “Remember that one time back in high school when you-“
Random kid across the room: “I remember that!”
The friend you were talking to: “Oh my gosh it’s that one guy nobody invited”
Random kid across the room: “I remember that!”
The friend you were talking to: “Oh my gosh it’s that one guy nobody invited”
by thatonekidnextdoorlol October 7, 2025

A person who is just vibin'. He's okay with the flow of things just as they are and tries not to intervene with the pace of life.
(Key player) - Imagine how frustrating it was to learn all keys parts just to find out I'd have to play bass at tomorrow gig;
(Bass player, sick) - /jei:/ , that's why don't learn keys parts;
(Key player) - Wow, I didn't know you were such a chill guy!
(Bass player, sick) - /jei:/ , that's why don't learn keys parts;
(Key player) - Wow, I didn't know you were such a chill guy!
by chill_slav December 14, 2024

A guy who is obsessed with collecting yetis and doesn’t stop talking about how fire his salsa is. If you see him on the street you’ve probably heard him quoting “The Campaign” and crying over a missed parlay.
by Shooter McGavin February 6, 2025

by suoefcaliftagilisticexpilarddo April 6, 2020

by SloopYB00by June 29, 2017

That one friend of yours who who is a time and energy vampire, always asks for favors, and creates drama. Meanwhile, all your other friends are chill af and cause no problems with you.
by SoNotThatGuy June 18, 2016

When you want the information, call the 411 guy. When you want the misinformation, call the 4'11" guy.
Jon, you gave the misinformation again. If Zeke hadn't been so out of line, he would be noticed the way you used the same trick in an entirely new way on him. He should be called the 411 guy instead.
by Solid Mantis May 7, 2019
