fred trump

The man who forgot to wear a condom. Real estate developer and businessman who was the father of Donald Trump–who, if you don't know for some reason, is basically the second coming of George Bush, but promising to be MUCH worse–and husband of Mary Anne Trump (née MacLeod).
Born October 11, 1905. Died June 25, 1999.

Mary Anne MacLeod: "Fred, did you forget to wear your condom?"
Fred Trump: "What condom?"

by 7568ino December 04, 2024

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Trumped It

To take over something or someone.

You got a promotion your first week; you trumped it.

by Olinda Holiday October 24, 2022

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Spotifying Trump’s Lies

When some Trumpreneurs are entertaining the idea of making the Pinocchio-in-Chief’s manifold lies available on Spotify in different music or podcast formats so that they sound pleasing or soothing to the ears of millions of ultra-MAGA cult members.

Guesstimate how much royalty creators could be raking in every month by Spotifying Trump’s lies in different languages.

by Covido November 23, 2023

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Trump Trickle

When at the urinal and shaking off the last of the pee of the tip of a cock.

Donald trump trickled all over the U.S.

by Roma_v.s May 06, 2017

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Trump Trickle

When you are foraging for wild mushrooms and you come across a tiny, sad shriveled & dehydrated mushroom. You feel saddened and decide to urinate on it to help hydrate it.

I had to do a Trump Trickle on the mica cap mushroom because it looked so small, shriveled & sad.

by DaddyUnicorn October 02, 2020

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