A fucking simp that falls over girls that live over 30 miles away. Usually people with this name are absolute homos and are kind of pp heads.
by therealglizzygladiator October 14, 2020
Get the Johnmug. A pizza place that you expect will be run by a friendly family, but no one by that name actually works there
Dude, i stopped by that place John&son pizza but there was no one named John and no sons worked there . It's not a family run place.
by Fmadethis October 31, 2020
Get the John&son pizzamug. 
michel meijer's greatest rival alongside jake kroger,landon target,joe save a lot,and jason dollar tree
by Lesll October 30, 2018
Get the john walmartmug. A common name for boys from different backgrounds, derived from the Hebrew word Yohannan, meaning "God is Gracious."
John is so basic.
by Jamalious101 May 29, 2023
Get the Johnmug. 
by Sillyboy69 October 15, 2022
Get the Porta Johnmug.