Ben Jack Greatholder

Small man with an even smaller willy, also posesses small man rage

Ben Jack Greatholders such a loser omg

by Nig Cheese April 6, 2020

Captain Jack discount

Loosely related to the "five finger discount".
When software, movies, music, etc. is acquired through piracy.
Captain Jack refers to Captain Jack Sparrow of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" films.
The "Jack" part of the name is also a play on the word "jack" or "to steal".

"I saw that program on TV! Doesn't it cost hundreds of dollars?!"
"Not with my Captain Jack discount!"

"There's thousands of songs on your iPhone! You must have financed Steve Job's funeral yourself by buying these on iTunes!"
"iTunes? HELL no! I got these off the internet with my Captain Jack discount."

by BumBumBubblegum October 31, 2011

jack dylan grazer

An angel on earth

Who is Jack Dylan Grazer?
Thats an angel on earth

by straightnotfound November 21, 2019

Jacks Hot Dad

A really hot fat man who owns a tech company

Someone: Who do you like?
me: Jacks hot dad

by Mitchell4206911 December 23, 2020

6 seconds Jack

A time bound measure of the performance of the man who refers to himself as "The Machine Gunn"

The Machine Gunn pounded away for what seemed like 7.5 hours but what in reality was merely 6 seconds Jack.

by mgunn_jack March 17, 2016

jickety jack

a word used by the bottom-dwelling population of males (usually ages 15-22) with the hopes of sounding "sweet ass" and the long-term goal of having 20 inch rims on their escalade while wearing ice.

"Yo brotha I was so jickety jack dat I thunk I's a real thug"

by Merriam Websta September 1, 2008

She Jacked

to be verbally reduced to buying background checks on people that are of a higher caliber then you.

to be abused in a chat room be several peopel for being a scumbag loser

to having nothing going for yourself in life, a complete loser leaching off others

you got She Jacked bad!

by Dpcx of aol July 30, 2008