A Friend You Call Ted

A male friend who gets involved with all of the girlfriends, of his male friends, but strictly in a friendship way.

Ted, from the movie "Jingle all the Way".

Example 1.

Friend 1:
"Great!, Alfredo added my girlfriend on Facebook."

Friend 2:
"Don't you mean Ted did?"

(Alfredo is a Friend You Call Ted.)

by XxbuRd3nxX June 19, 2011

you’ve got a friend in me

The song that makes people cry when they have no friends it’s also the song that make people want to become toys

Woody:you’ve got a friend in me
Kid:awww thanks your my only friends

by Yeet dinosaur September 26, 2019

4TH GEN BEST FRIEND

Lia has given the title 4TH GEN BEST FRIEND (친구) because this b*tch knows everybody, like the whole industry!

Lia is the 4TH GEN BEST FRIEND

by Kpopopooakakakak January 13, 2022

kick ur friend day

On 1st of November it’s kick ur friend day. You better get ur foot ready

You: Hey it’s kick ur friend day stand still

Friend: wait wha...... aaaaarrrrrggggg

by Lisa silpson October 30, 2020

Just Friends Type Shi

A relationship that has no label on it.. like a
friendship but more than a friendship but not
quite a relationship.

Me and her are Just friends type shii

by BZ06 May 18, 2022

FSGF (friend stealing girlfriend)

A girl who beings to go out with 1 of your friends and is a lil bietch so steals your friend from u.

WOw! WHAT A FSGF, NOW IM LONELY< THAT WHORE

by Snoop April 19, 2005

yeet yeet my friends

yeet yeet my friends, also yeet yeet mofo

yeet yeet my friends

by bob236892 December 11, 2018