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Green Light Goose

the act of honking your car's horn at the car in front of your when they're caught snoozing when a stoplight turns green.
Ex 1: I green light goosed somebody so hard yesterday, they did a burn out!

Ex 2: Dude, green light goose that Toyota in front of you!
by Benito Romingez June 10, 2013
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Green month

Where you smoke weed everyday for a month
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Green Falcono

Dude have u met Green Falcono he is soooo cool
by Not Falcono March 14, 2021
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The West Greene Wanker

The Legend of the West Greene Wanker

In the shadowed corridors of West Greene High, hidden in the hills of East Tennessee. one name lingers: the West Greene Wanker. A visionary of chaos and charisma, he roamed the bleachers and bathrooms where not but a few knew his name till that fabled day.

To the faculty, he was a disruption. To the students, a prophet. His titles were many, bestowed by those who witnessed his antics with awe and confusion: Bleacher Beater, Enrichment Edger, Gymnasium Gooner, and the ever-infamous Junior Jerker. No one knows what sparked the sudden urge of goonery that day, what mysterious force beheld upon him to unleash chaos right then and there.

His behavior defied explanation. The unedgeucated saw chaos, the enlightened saw performance art. The administration, lacking the Intelligence to decode his gospel of goonery, responded with drastic force. Confirmed by school officials, he was suspended for five days. The ABIC placement was pure fiction, spread by goonsciples hungry for myth, Though the official record shows just a five-day suspension, we the Goonsciples hold firm to the prophecy: he will not walk those halls again. His path now leads to the sacred solitude of homeschooling, where his goonery can ferment unbound.

It is said that if he returns, the lockers will rattle, the claps will rise, and the spirit of goonery will be reborn. Until then, his absence felt like a missing page in the yearbook.
When we needed him most the The West Greene Wanker was gone, leaving only echoes of chaos and his despair, and goonery gone

By Goonciple IV, September 10, 2025
by Goonsiple IV September 10, 2025
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Green Fn

The phrase relates to NBA2K games where if you perfectly shoot a hoop, there would be a green indication. The term is also related to shooting your shot at a girl through corny pick up lines with a video or image of someone doing an impressive shot, like the Arabian guy or Peter Griffin.
Person: Are you from Tennessee, because your the only ten I see.
Person watching: Green FN
by UserUnknown123456 April 12, 2024
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