interstate monkey shit

When you are on a long car ride, there are no gas stations near by, and the guy behind you is tailgating you. You shit in your hand and fling it as hard as you can at their windshield.

Friend 1: Hey look that asshole is tailgating you.

Me: hold on give a sec

**takes dump in hand and throws shit at car**

Friend 2: whoa man you just took an interstate monkey shit

Friend 1: The splatter on that one was insane! He will be cleaning and smelling that for days.

Me: I practiced while I took sink canoes

by AU69 June 18, 2023

first monkey in space

Trying or experimenting with something new - on a grand scale with high risks and potential for epic failure or even disaster.

“Live streaming my rockclimbing trip is gonna be like the first monkey in space for me.”

by giraffe-o July 12, 2018

Monkey bar ankles

The feeling you get in your ankle or ankles from jumping off monkey bars, steps or any high place, a kind of like shock in you ankle joint you get from landing after a small jump off something. Where you cartilage doesn't absorb the shock from jumping or landing and it causes a jolt of pain through the ankle or foot.

When I jumped off the porch I got monkey bar ankles and it hurt.

by AmlyknoOtha January 22, 2018

Monkey D. Luffy

The best protagonist in all of anime, even fiction as a whole.

Person 1. "Do you know Monkey D. Luffy?"
Person 2. "Oh, you mean that Luffy? The best character in fiction?"

by BigBalslss May 23, 2021

Weird Monkey Shit

strange happening of any material thing with no explanation of why it happened

The machine started on its own with no one in the cab,thats some weird monkey shit.

by Joe Showbowski October 16, 2009

Monkey in a bush bar

Gay bar

Oh I get why there are no women here. This is a monkey in a bush bar.

by RumpRider May 11, 2022

Canadian snow monkey

A mythical creature found in the Ottawa valley/ Ontario Canada

We heard the cries of a Canadian snow monkey in Nidenes bush while hiking.

by La Roofier February 25, 2019