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Long Beach, New York

What isn’t there to say about Long Beach?
Greatest city in the world if you ask anyone who lives there. Everyone grows up the same. The boys surf drink and smoke weed. The girls do exactly the same. Dads grow up to become fireman while moms become teachers. The Beach House is the new spot if your under 21, and the inn is the spot if your actually of age. Life’s a bagel has the best bagels but too bad it’s kosher. A coffee and a BEC are the only way to cure a hangover while lifeguarding the next morning. No need for a car when u have a bike and the greatest boardwalk in the world. That pretty much sums it up. Long Beach.
Let’s go out to the Long Beach, New York bars.

Long beach, New York? Every kid is a degenerate
by Kevin Mahoney November 9, 2021
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NEW supers mario bros.wii

A game released on the wii, it was very good and I liked it, but I liked DS mario better but its still fun.
person 1: hey what you playing

person 2: NEW supers mario bros.wii its very fun you should join me.
by NEW supers mario bros.wii August 1, 2021
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New Smyrna beach highschool

New Smyrna beach high school is a dirty school with no soap or toilet paper in the bathrooms and takes 18,000 dollars from students each year for parking and people shotgunning in the parking lot
I go to new Smyrna beach highschool and can wipe my butt because there’s no toilet paper in my stall
by Daddy cain September 2, 2021
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Cut Me Off at the News

temporary suspension of all electronic connectivity..........Iphone, Internet, Twitter, Skype... Facebook.

Synonym:

To Be Electronically Grounded.
Yo, Bro.... My MOM Cut Me Off at the News..... I am totally electronically Grounded.
by Martin Ziebold November 13, 2011
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New Year's Eve Syndrome

The sudden inability of your friends to commit to attending your event or party out of fear that something better may come up that they wish to attend. This affliction presents most often around the New Years Eve holiday, where it gets its name, given the large number of competing parties to choose from.
"Are Bob and Susan coming tonight?"
"I don't know, they kept saying they weren't sure if they could make it."
"Sounds like New Year's Eve Syndrome; Mike decided today to throw a party tonight; they probably went there instead; a-holes."
by joeNJw October 19, 2018
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New York State Exam

A fucking shit test created by Albany to test students on topics such as reading and math. It usually comes once a year around April or May.
Student 1: Hey man! Are you ready for the New York State Exam?
Student 2: Oh not that bullshit again!
by Minecraft1238 January 8, 2019
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New Zealand is forgotten on maps

It almost always is. You know, even IKEA forgot it on a map. That’s just disappointing. Is New Zealand really that irrelevant? At least some maps have two New Zealands. What if New Zealand made a empire? Would all countries in the empire also be forgotten on maps? Who knows, we just know that this kiwi island is so irrelevant that people keep forgetting it on maps.
Person 1: Hey, New Zealand is forgotten on maps so much! It’s annoying.

Person 2: I agree, it’s honestly sad.
by I love geography August 28, 2022
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