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by 16 titular February 16, 2023
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Great food, sex, and parties are the vibe. Basically where we all aspire to make it. Extra points for reaching this level before you are old as fuck.
Great food, sex, and parties are the vibe. Basically where we all aspire to make it. Extra points for reaching this level before you are old as fuck.
"Now that Jen left that loser, she is happy, healthy, and stress free. She has achieved true sex hobbit status."
by Ms. Jenigma June 21, 2021
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Bob: Man, sex driving is for insecure male cunts.
Jon: Shut up, you're just jealous that I can sex-drive and you can't.
Bob: Man, sex driving is for insecure male cunts.
Jon: Shut up, you're just jealous that I can sex-drive and you can't.
by DaCuber28 December 3, 2022
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Todd: Hey guys, I'm out. Gotta walk my girl home
Stonington: lol. Stop frontin. We know you 'bout to have that Maserati sex!
Stonington: lol. Stop frontin. We know you 'bout to have that Maserati sex!
by StoningtonCC October 6, 2019
Get the Maserati Sex mug.he held onto my shoulders as we walked into a building. i was read to take off the blindfold from my eyes.
i was shocked when i took off my blindfold to see multiple groups of people having sex. it was a club, but not a normal one.
“it’s a sex club you said you wanted to try new things”
“maybe this isnt so bad”
we walked around and i looked at an older couple having 69 sex on the bar.
next to them, there was a threesome happening.
i felt my panties dampen and my nipples harden up.
“fuck me”
i sat on a counter and my spouse ripped my shirt off of my chest. i wasn’t wearing a bra, i never know when we’re going to have sex.
he grabs one breast in his hand and the other in his mouth. a sharp breath is released from my mouth.
with a moan, he lifts my skirt and immediately begins to lick up and down my slits through my open crotch panties
my moans fill the room and i can feel him breathe in.
he plunges two fingers in and i scream. i cum.
i turn him onto the bar and put my legs by his mouth and my mouth by his dick. i suck him up and down as he eats me out.
i scream in beautiful pain when i feel something jab it’s way into my ass. a male stuck his cock in my ass.
my boyfriend is fine with it, turned on by it even.
we fuck for hours in the bar.
halfway through, a girl sitting on my face after my man has too many orgasms.
we fuck
and fuck
after the many hours of fucking we decide to wrap it up. but we plan “book clubs” every tuesday and thursday. cant wait.
i was shocked when i took off my blindfold to see multiple groups of people having sex. it was a club, but not a normal one.
“it’s a sex club you said you wanted to try new things”
“maybe this isnt so bad”
we walked around and i looked at an older couple having 69 sex on the bar.
next to them, there was a threesome happening.
i felt my panties dampen and my nipples harden up.
“fuck me”
i sat on a counter and my spouse ripped my shirt off of my chest. i wasn’t wearing a bra, i never know when we’re going to have sex.
he grabs one breast in his hand and the other in his mouth. a sharp breath is released from my mouth.
with a moan, he lifts my skirt and immediately begins to lick up and down my slits through my open crotch panties
my moans fill the room and i can feel him breathe in.
he plunges two fingers in and i scream. i cum.
i turn him onto the bar and put my legs by his mouth and my mouth by his dick. i suck him up and down as he eats me out.
i scream in beautiful pain when i feel something jab it’s way into my ass. a male stuck his cock in my ass.
my boyfriend is fine with it, turned on by it even.
we fuck for hours in the bar.
halfway through, a girl sitting on my face after my man has too many orgasms.
we fuck
and fuck
after the many hours of fucking we decide to wrap it up. but we plan “book clubs” every tuesday and thursday. cant wait.
by ohyespleasegodplease December 13, 2021
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Guy 2: yeah he’s fucking awesome right
Guy 1: yeah I love that guy
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Guy 2: yeah he’s fucking awesome right
Guy 1: yeah I love that guy
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by Peenie September 21, 2020
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Marking the beginning of a No Strings Attached relationship with someone.
Marking the beginning of a No Strings Attached relationship with someone.
Question: “You wanna be my side piece?”
Answer: “Yes! Let’s celebrate this moment with inaugural sex”
Answer: “Yes! Let’s celebrate this moment with inaugural sex”
by Filipino Freak October 2, 2020
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