When your thumb is numb and stick it up your bum like little jack horner did in his self titled poem. When you pull out your thumb, there's a nugget on it.
"...Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,..."*-
"...Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,..."*-
by Anderjeet Singh Curtinder December 30, 2011
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"oh it was like, jACK! END THE BEANSTALK! CHOP OFF ITS BIG ASS STALK PLEASE!"
"oh it was like, jACK! END THE BEANSTALK! CHOP OFF ITS BIG ASS STALK PLEASE!"
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Etymology:
Pebble dash: concrete and pebble render applied to building facades esp in UK / Ireland during the 70s and 80s. The net effect on the inside of the toilet bowl is similar, albeit generally in brown.
Jacks: UK / Irish slang for toilet
Etymology:
Pebble dash: concrete and pebble render applied to building facades esp in UK / Ireland during the 70s and 80s. The net effect on the inside of the toilet bowl is similar, albeit generally in brown.
Jacks: UK / Irish slang for toilet
Sarah found that yoga upset her stomach so much that she had to leave class and pebble dash the jacks for 15 minutes.
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When software, movies, music, etc. is acquired through piracy.
Captain Jack refers to Captain Jack Sparrow of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" films.
The "Jack" part of the name is also a play on the word "jack" or "to steal".
When software, movies, music, etc. is acquired through piracy.
Captain Jack refers to Captain Jack Sparrow of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" films.
The "Jack" part of the name is also a play on the word "jack" or "to steal".
"I saw that program on TV! Doesn't it cost hundreds of dollars?!"
"Not with my Captain Jack discount!"
"There's thousands of songs on your iPhone! You must have financed Steve Job's funeral yourself by buying these on iTunes!"
"iTunes? HELL no! I got these off the internet with my Captain Jack discount."
"Not with my Captain Jack discount!"
"There's thousands of songs on your iPhone! You must have financed Steve Job's funeral yourself by buying these on iTunes!"
"iTunes? HELL no! I got these off the internet with my Captain Jack discount."
by BumBumBubblegum October 31, 2011
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"man everytime i sleep i keep seeing images of that dead guys dick with a nail through it, i think iv got the bl-jack death"
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