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Good morning and god bless

Definition: When you sh*t, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
(The act of sitting on the toilet excreting whilst consuming egg salad and a coffee for breakfast would be considered a good morning and god bless).
How Good morning and god bless is used:
Hila: “Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Ethan: “Good morning god bless, Hila!”
Hila: “What?”
by Hxrvey May 23, 2018
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Vape God

Someone who has mastered the absolute art of vaping who doesn’t care when someone says vaping is gay and when is told that usually responds with “Huh, so is ur mom bruh!”

Usually spoken with the saying “vuh vuh vuh, vuh vuh vuh, vuh vuh vuh” then of course the yelling of “Vape GODDDDDDD”
Ya know Henry and Christian were the OG Vape Gods

*takes hit* Friend: “vuh vuh vuh, vuh vuh vuh” as they start to say the last “vuh vuh vuh” u prepare to blow out ur cloud simultaneously with the saying “Vape GODDDDDDD”
by yxng j1zzy March 31, 2020
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Gods/Real

if you use Gods/Real pronouns, you’re questioning sexuality and worship satan. by saying this, you’re telling the other person you’re acting christian to be validated.
“hey ally, what’s your pronouns?”
“my pronouns are Gods/Real!”
“oh, i didn’t know you were in the closet and looking for validation
by hippie_dude05 October 28, 2021
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Honda God

A Humble individual with so many kids he drives a minivan. Being "Scared of Stella" is known to be another attribute of this person. First to speak and quick to anger, he is always ready for a war of words.
I couldn't run my car against the Honda God since his car was broken again.
by Hond@ God August 16, 2020
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How Naruto became the god of anime.This state is indicated with Naruto's pupils consisting of a Sharingan with horizontal toad-slits, and there is pigmentation around his eyes that would signify the standard Sage Mode. Directly after absorbing Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki's powers, Naruto's eyes are yellow This mode increases the user's physical parameters well above that of Six Paths Sage Mode and baryon mode ,as Naruto was able to Obtain Truth-Seeking Balls before entering Pure sage Mode . As a heightened state of Sage Mode, Naruto's jutsu are augmented with larger amounts of natural energy to make them stronger. With the power he took Hagoromo, Naruto gains a masterful grasp of chakra and the ability to comprehend all universal things. His sensing ability also rises to the point where he can sense the Whole universe
How Naruto became the god of anime
by Racest god eater 9000 June 10, 2022
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rizz god

it means you have alot of rizz and usually get all the gyats.
beta: oh man i wish i could rizz up teh gyatts

rizz god: i get so many gyatts all the time im drowning in gyatts
by stickybedsheets February 8, 2024
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Vape God

Tristan isn’t a vape god 😳
by um.i.d.k March 14, 2020
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