Brown eye of a shitstorm

The brief calm one feels between episodes of personal chaos.

Found out yesterday my mistress is pregnant. My wife will probably find out tomorrow on Facebook. So today I’m just gonna get drunk and try to take advantage of the brown eye of a shitstorm.

by James Jessenfedden October 23, 2020

kentucky brown rod

The act of a one tooth uni-brow midget shitting on your partners dick while riding reverse cowgirl style

Last night my fiancé and I found the cutest place to get a Kentucky brown rod

by Pochiale Brown Trousers March 10, 2015

Brown eye Benny

The act of snorting cocaine off a males anus (see also brown eye Betty)

I did that brown eye Benny off of monsieure jean luc and got so fuckin high

by More me than you February 3, 2013

big brown bass

Taking an extra long shit while on a vessel.

Oh my god I have a to drop a big brown bass.

by Leafsfanforever May 5, 2021

Downtown Julie Brown

is a common street term for drugs. It does not have to be a specific drug, instead, it is commonly used by people who have already purchased drugs from a dealer before and so the dealer knows what they need,.

"I really need that Downtown Julie Brown"
"I'll suck your dick for that Downtown Julie Brown"

by banjoballzmcgee October 23, 2023

Hot brown bake

When you take a massive dump in a tanning bed, shut the lid, and turn it on.

Joe: Dude! I just left a hot brown bake in sun tan city yesterday!

John: No way man! I did the same thing!

Joe: That'll teach them not to let us bring our own bronzers!!

by Taintslayer156 September 1, 2015

Brown Lips Bret

He is an extreme ass kisser, the most heinous of all. His sole purpose in life is to kiss chocolate starfish or blow any upper management at the drop of a hat. He resides in Witchita, KS but been spotted in St Louis, MO

Man get a load of Brown Lips Bret workin his magic! Whose ass will he kiss when he's the CEO?????

by brown lips January 15, 2008