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Poop

1. (Usually) brown feces emitted out of the buttocks.

2. Phrase people use to be silly and immature.
"Aw man, my poop was very large today."

"No, mine was bigger."

-Two kids having a conversation over feces.
by _w3irdw0rld_ March 17, 2021
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Pooped and got up

When someone doesn’t wipe their ass. It’s also from a famous song (not really though)
Guy 1:I didn’t wipe my butt I just pooped and got up
Guy 2:WTF BRO
by Idk what name to use May 1, 2021
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totem poop

When two or more individuals use the restroom for taking a poop at the same time on the same toilet. One sits on the porcelain and the other/others sit upon each other’s laps and do their business between the legs of the individual beneath them. All with the goal of landing in the toilet.
Billy: “I totally have to take a shit!”
Frank: “oh man me too, but we only have the one bathroom!!”
Billy: “let’s just totem poop”
Frank: “awe man ok! Let’s do it!”
by RalphusFudge February 24, 2023
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by RandellWinkleSTL February 10, 2022
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by poop hahahaha March 10, 2021
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Peasant Poop

When someone in the 21st century takes a dump without a bidet.
Grow up Janet, it's 2024. How are you still taking peasant poops? Get a bidet so you don't get stink ass.
by Gigitigardner April 11, 2024
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poop slut

a female who like meth rocks dropped in her butthole and then engages in a ritual when a male shimmys his arm in her butthole and walks her
did you see tammy last night bro?

nah man i was walking a poop slut..
"a butthole junkie"
by g.i long d**k September 26, 2018
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