Ass Mask

When you want to try something new to bond with your girl, suggest an Ass Mask. Simply apply a face mask to her ass and tell her to “come take a ride, cowgirl!” You’ll both end up feeling silky smooth, calmed and refreshed and your relationship will be stronger than ever!

Chad: Yo shawty, my face feelin’ dry and greasy, hit me up with dat ass mask.
Anyone named Becky: You got it babe, one hot and ready ass mask comin’ up, just go lay down next to Joe
Chad: Who the fuck is Joe
Gamers: 🤬

by BeastialitySupporter September 14, 2019

Ass wipe

Ass wipe means "YOU DUMBASS"

Clean up the kitchen ass wipe

by Kyle Phantom May 19, 2018

Ass voodoo

A rare experience where a woman's ass is so perfect that a man will literally become hypnotised by its splendour and at complete mercy of the ass-bearer.

Julius(dedicated ass-man): Man, Imma lick the shit out of her ass, iss so damn good ayy?
James(More of a tit guy): Nah, man, you gotch'yoself a serious case of Ass voodoo man, that 's some messed up shit!

by SummerRat April 18, 2018

bloop ass

When part of ones rectum is protruding and visible through ones sphincter. I suppose it’s akin to prolapse.

When Bill and Martha did doggystyle for the first time, bill was thrilled to discover she had bloop ass.

by Porkrinder December 17, 2017

cling ass

When someone is being clingy and annoying at the same time.

Jake: “babe come here”
Sarah: “no, get away from me you cling ass

by LEOM414 April 23, 2018

Bookie ass

Whack or Nasty in nature

1. Ew, get that bookie ass shit out my face
2. Nah I didn't buy the game, I didn't want that bookie ass nonsense in my house

by ChimRichaldsDick January 3, 2018

ass thighs

The thighs muscles right under the ass

Eric: Hey Carl, have you ever just stared at a woman's ass thighs and just sigh?
Carl: You mean hamstrings?
Eric: Shut the fuck up Carl no one cares about 'Hamstrings'. THEY'RE CALLED ASS THIGHS

by biigdickrex95 January 4, 2018