Eating too many Xanax and violently vomiting on your partners chest while having sex and promptly passing out on top of your partner sandwiching the vomit between your body’s
by Yellatmyassrealloud October 27, 2019
A man with a penis the size of a thumb. A girl usually cries Logan green to a man when the poor girl cannot feel the sensation of sex as the penis is too small.
by Pussydestroyerofworlds June 09, 2017
"Green Lantern Ring Pop" describes the act of sticking a ring pop in a women's asshole while having intercourse and then reciting the Green Lantern Oath.
Hal: I pretended her asshole was my Lantern and performed the Green Lantern Ring Pop.
John: What the fuck is wrong with you man.
John: What the fuck is wrong with you man.
by Her_boyfriend May 05, 2025
An indeterminate unit of measurement that is not known whether it is positive or negative. Based on the notion of a parent abandoning a child, the child could have benefitted from the parent being around or could have been more harmed by the parent being a shitbag.
tonight I will be reviewing Clan MacGregor Scotch. This is a nice green plastic 1.75L bottle with a handy handle cutout and a beautiful black and gold label. Sipped straight it burns like the morning after good Mexican food, but mixed with ice and some water its a refreshing beverage fit for everyday. I could go on more but I'll just give this 2.3 Ronald Greens and that should tell you everything you need to know.
by Earl Waschnuski February 20, 2021
When you receive a blow job and it causes the woman to throw up onto your cock and balls, it is called a "Green Tip."
by greentipgoblin June 01, 2021
by krsmanovic February 06, 2020
The thing that gave Tucker Carlson instant erections at every commercial, but doesn't anymore, so he's sad.
I'm Tucker Carlson, and since I can't Jerk off to the sexy Green M&M anymore, I'm going to cry about it on national television.
by Philip, Duke of Parma March 07, 2023