Motorcycle Mortgage Guy

My passion runs deep for two wheels and home purchases. Whether your looking for your next home, forever home, or cash out of your current home, we can get you there.

The Motorcycle Mortgage Guy was the best lender I've ever worked with. He was prompt, understanding, and got us to closing on time.

by Motorcycle Mortgage Guy August 27, 2021

Guy Simpson 3

Guy the Third is excessively tall. He is allergic to bees, trees and grass, so essentially all of nature itself. Guy is very creative and intelligent. He has a lovely smile and is great at filmmaking, editing and color-coding spreadsheets (even when it's unnecessary). Guy is devoted to his partner and cats as well as his Mentor, Brian (who is an immortal badass). Guy sometimes hears things differently than how it is told to him. Probably a bi-product of millennialism. But all in all, he is a great Guy. He literally is Guy.

What's with all these colors on the spreadsheet? You really Guy Simpson 3 (Guy'd) the shit out of them.

by Bwian The First November 29, 2021

gui-toe

An italian man with a tiny tiny tiny tiny microscopic penis, no im sorry, pinky

omg kate, i went to look at his gui-toe and i couldnt find it it was soooo fucking small dude

by cocklikr5 January 21, 2010

Fall Guys

an overrated game.

guy: hey dude wanna play fall guys?
chad: no i only play among us and minecraft

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Slack guy

Somebody who’s antics are indescribable

William Hutton is a slack guy

by Rick rosstrich October 22, 2018

Jared (homeless guy)

Jared! The homeless guy down the street! He got kicked out by his parents for no apparent reason?… Anyway he’s now working for Walter where he keeps accidentally breaking the sink, he’s trying to save up for college but let’s be honest he’s 23 and never gonna get in college. (He also looks kind gay)

El caca: Look, it’s a homeless guy!
Walter: No that’s just Jared (homeless guy).
El caca: Oh, Look! It’s Jared !
Walter: Yeah Jared, that homosexual.

by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 29, 2022

Gallon guy

A high school guy typically a junior or senior who carries around a gallon of water and tries to beef with younger guys,females or other guys for no reason and then are all y’all. they all drive lifted trucks

Person 1: hey who are those seniors beefing with a sophomore 5 v1?

Person 2: that’s just the gallon guys, classic.

by Theboyinstripedtimbs October 19, 2018