ri-double-dick-ulous

(adj. derivative of ridiculous, ridicule) - used to describe something completely absurd that seeks to screw over an individual or group.

When big companies complain their taxes are too high to allow them to hire American workers, while taking advantage of tax loopholes that actually allow them to get money back and spending billions of dollars on political campaigns, it can only be described as ri-double-dick-ulous.

by Obama's Pimp Hand October 9, 2012

Double fist dick punch

Using both fists to simultaneously punch someone or your self in the dick.

I told my friend I would double fist dick punch him if he ate my leftovers

by Somc33 December 15, 2022

Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

The very intimate act in which the male lover delicately removes the top cover on the porcelain tank of a toilet. Next he will mount the the tank and begin to defecate. Now the female lover gently sits on the toilet seat facing her male partner. The act begins when she also compenses to defecate while orally accepting his genitalia.

I knew she was the ONE when she pulled me into the hotel bathroom and introduced me the amazing upper decker double blumpkin.

by INFDOC September 9, 2021

Michigan Double Dip

It's when you are skinny dipping with some ladies in Lake Michigan and follow up by doing one of them in the ass. Then later that night you go and do the same thing with some of your closet gay friends.

Mike and I are going to pull a Michigan Double Dip. You in?

by obwon420 March 24, 2009

s-n-double-o-p-d-o-double-g

also said "snoop d-o-double-g"

Dr. Dre:
"who d'u think brought u the O.Gs,
Eazy-Es, Ice Cubes and D.O.Cs
Snoop D-O double Gs, (s-n-double-o-p-d-o-double-g)
And the group that said muthafuck the police."

by kevT December 26, 2005

Double Pink Heart Emoji

Means you have been friend zoned. Give up hope and move on.

Dude 1: "Sent her a dickpic and she sent me the double pink heart emoji."
Dude 2: "Damn bro, you got friend zoned."

by NicePants :) October 20, 2021

Tru dat, double tru

A phrase made famous by Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell in Saturday Night Live's Digital Short, "Lazy Sunday."

Used to describe something/someone that/who is particuliarly legitimate.

*can be abbrviated TDDT*

1.
Parnell: Well, let's hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route.

Samberg: I prefer MapQuest.

Parnell: That's a good one, too.

Samberg: Google Maps is the best.

Parnell: Tru dat!

Both: Double tru!

2.
Mary: I'm quite contrary.

Bobbert: Tru dat, double tru.

3.
Watermelondrea - I love you.

Taeshon - *silence*

Watermelondrea - This is awkward.

Taeshon - TDDT

by OMGIt'sANarwahl! February 2, 2010