November 2

November 2 is furniture day. It is the day to clean and love your furniture. You can also buy new furniture or dress up as furniture.

Child: Mom can we go to ikea?
Mom: No
Child: But it’s November 2, furniture day!
Mom:

by ms keisha? October 24, 2019

November 2

This day is National Ignore All Fun Sized People Day. If a person is shorter than your shoulders then you must ignore them. If a person is 5’3” or shorter than everyone must automatically ignore them. To ignore them you must stare straight over them as if they are simply too short to even notice.

On November 2 every short person will seem to disappear from the face of the earth.

by strawberry milkshake October 26, 2019

November 2

National Give a hug to your ex day

On November 2 is the last time to give them a hug and have an excuse to also if you just want to then YOUR I. LUCK

by November 2 October 27, 2019

November 2

National eat all of your grandma’s whole wheat bread day.

On November 2nd

• Sneak into your grandma’s pantry walking on your hands
• Take all her whole wheat bread
• Eat it with your chimpanzee leaving none left for your grandma

by wika October 27, 2019

December 2

The day where no one shows up to school

Yo, it’s December 2 of course I’m not going to school

by OversizedHoodie October 28, 2019

December 2

In 2019 everyone is supposed to skip school December 2

Friend: dude why aren't you at school?
Other Friend: it's December 2, don't tell me you went to school.
Friend: ummmmm

by BHW October 29, 2019

december 2

the day where we all skip school! dont go to school on december 2nd, you’ll look like a clown

friend 1: are u going to school on december 2nd?
friend 2: no of course not! im not an idiot

by sarahgrande October 29, 2019