John

A man with the biggest ass you can't understand. It's perfect in every way. I want it in my mitts.

"Hey do you know John?"
"No, who is that?"
"He is the guy with the massive ass"
"Ohhhh I'm familiar"

by simp_simpy February 13, 2023

John fahy

A fucking bitch who sits on his chair all day and watches world at war videos on his broke ass Samsung. He’s a pedo who likes to give girls “extra credit” if you know what I mean he likes to help them out with problems and grabs them. If you play music he will rape you hard. He drives a blue Prius with dildos on his windshield and a I love country men on the back of his car.

Did you just see that,

See what

That was John fahy

He raped me
Yeah i know

He fucked you to ?
No he ate my shit

by Yourfather03 April 3, 2019

John

A common white man name

(Blackperson) hi im john

(Whight john) super radical dude

by ×*\&&÷&&!!&\'\!&.!.-.!.!,-&.=, July 31, 2019

John depth

That one pirate in the movies.

Oh my look it’s John depth

by The real Maggie M March 28, 2024

John lafkas

He’s a fuckboy, and a sevie slayer who tends to get into others feelings, yet no one likes fat Greek people. He thinks he’s popular, and has friends. He is very nosy, and has no penis. Plus, probably will get punched in the face when he is older.

Why is John lafkas such a sevie slayer?

by Rjdiendidneidn March 17, 2019

John Duval

Biggest dick in the world. He gets all the hoes and is a full sender. Don’t mess with him because he will fuck your shit up. Bitch

John Duval is a badass

by Definitions are fake October 12, 2021

John Greenwood

An excellent mathematician taught by the man who inveted the number 0- Mr Sen. His name was inspired by himself.
John Greenwood has since then co-created the indro sen squad in memory of mr sen

John Greenwood is a genius

by anonymous October 2, 2020