Ass ahoy

The first line by Brian Griffin
In the first Family Guy Episode.

”Ass ahoy”
1999

Ass ahoy

by EsonBoy February 12, 2019

ass leak

Silent but deadly flatulence.

May sometimes smell similar to a real leakage of natural gas.

"Hurry, get out quick! I think I smell an ass leak!"

by Ima Linguist February 17, 2019

balls to the ass

A term used to describe the way you properly march backwards in marching band. Means "balls of the feet to the AstroTurf".

Band director: "For this next set, this is a backwards slide."
Section leader: "Guys remember, balls to the ass!"

by swolecat September 14, 2018

Ass wipe

Ass wipe means "YOU DUMBASS"

Clean up the kitchen ass wipe

by Kyle Phantom May 19, 2018

Ass voodoo

A rare experience where a woman's ass is so perfect that a man will literally become hypnotised by its splendour and at complete mercy of the ass-bearer.

Julius(dedicated ass-man): Man, Imma lick the shit out of her ass, iss so damn good ayy?
James(More of a tit guy): Nah, man, you gotch'yoself a serious case of Ass voodoo man, that 's some messed up shit!

by SummerRat April 18, 2018

Sit The Ass

Urban/hip-hop meaning for anal sex. When a sista sits down on the lap of a man so that his penis goes into her booty hole.

Sit The Ass, as in "Let me sit this ass on you"...Beyonce in Rocket

by omjo34 July 8, 2019

Dead ass

Dead ass means you’re dead serious or you’re really serious or you’re just serious or your jus... It just means straight facts or for real. K.

Person 1 : yo this is some good cake
Person 2: DEAD ASS bruh

by Your average joe mamma November 12, 2019