John

someone who takes all of your boyfriend time by being friends with him :(

are you with john today or do i get to see you

by gusisbus April 21, 2021

foxy john moment

a really epic and hot thing that makes every sane person orgasm. foxy john is a very hot man that makes all girls cum

OMG PRINCE PHILIP DIED WHAT A FOXY JOHN MOMENT

by therealfoxyjohn April 25, 2021

John Craig

an AMAZING athlete,

A great dad- spoils their kids
HES HANDSOME

me: Oh look! Theres the famous athlete John Craig!!

Bob: OMG im his biggest fan!!

by glowinqxevie May 1, 2021

John

Large cock and ball will smash to the end of his days America fuck all around guy

Ohhhhyay John smash harder

by Dhdhdbd May 6, 2021

john cena

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by imaglitchinthematrix May 9, 2021

John

Big nose

Johns nose is huge man but have you seen his wang???

by Bungz July 5, 2022

John

While the name itself is quite common and can be quite the euphemism, a true John is a rare breed. The most prized of species will take on spongebob qualities such as a diastema (gap tooth) and amazing work ethic.

Look at that John over there with his Homer Simpson hair, he is the love of my life.

by A&Please me July 10, 2022