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Flexing your facebook muscles

When somebody on facebook will start fights and act tougher than they really are just because they have the protection of the internet with them. They do this to make themselves feel better just like flexing their muscles.
Tough guy: Hey you bitch whore, these scenic pictures you took really fucking suck.
You: Why are you trying to start something? What are you trying to prove? Quit flexing your facebook muscles.
Tough guy: Hey I'm sorryz for being so mean. I owe you for life. I'm going to go wash my face in shame now.
by VulgarOverlord May 5, 2011
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Wearing your heart on your Facebook

A play on "Wear your heart on your sleeve"-

Finding out people's mood or state of mind via the status update on Facebook.
Guy#1: "Dude, I'm feeling totally bummed about the Colts losing... I gotta go change my Facebook status."
Guy#2: "Dude, you gotta stop wearing your heart on your Facebook, it's embarrassing me."
by Lokutani December 9, 2007
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Shut your facebook!

Phrase uttered in response to someone's rude comment on the Facebook.com website.
(Commenting on a photo of Friend 2's)
Friend 1: "Wow, did you bang that hot chick on the right?"

Friend 2: "Dude, shut your facebook! That's my cousin Lucinda!
by cyborg360 March 30, 2009
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Shut your facebook!

A term of derision toward people naive enough to be entangled in proprietary systems like Facebook, or expect you to follow them there.

(note to site editors: it has been used as such in the New York Times Magazine, common speech, on the radio, on popular teeshirts, etc.)
You expect ME to sign up with Yahoo! just so I can see your holiday photos?! Shut your facebook!
by Harmsini October 16, 2009
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In-your-facebooker

A couple who communicates lovey-dovey smarminess via Facebook.
"Did you see the 'we're so in love with each other' crap Lee and Chris were posting yesterday?"
"Yeah, they are so in-your-facebookers"
by dunkentz November 19, 2009
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The equivalent to the phrase "stick that in your pipe and smoke it" or "take that to the bank."
I just gave you a huge dose of truth, man. Stick that on your Facebook and post it!
by TheMayorOfEarth January 18, 2016
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