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Chier une pendule

A very French, romantic and rather graphic and imaginative way to tell someone he doesn't need to make a big fuss or get angry about something. Very useful for any occasion.
"Jean-Claude a mangé toute la galette?

- Probablement mais tu ne vas pas en chier une pendule!"

"Has Jean-Pierre eaten the whole cake?"
"Probably but you're not gonna poop a clock because of it!"
by SoFreakinFrench November 27, 2014
mugGet the Chier une pendulemug.

Un-Gay-ed

An action of snapping someone out of their homosexuality permanently/temporarily.
That video Emma showed me totally un-gay-ed me.
by MxcKetchup June 27, 2019
mugGet the Un-Gay-edmug.

un-bear-eavable!

Adj. Pertaining to that which is bearlike or involves a bear. Adapted from the word unbelievable so that bears can use it.
I beat that shit up like honey; it was un-bear-eavable!
by haylox9 November 7, 2010
mugGet the un-bear-eavable!mug.

kim jong un

fat communist fuck who needs a good whoopin from his bitch ass momma woman hater gay people hater racist cunt who doesnt poop goddamn who tf doesnt poop ya weird ass bitch get blocked my the government u dumb whore. die. kys.
person uno: kim jong un doesnt poop give him a laxative right now.

person two: he doesnt deserve one that communist scum bastard ass dick head dumb ass cocksucker that fat twat beef curtainssuch a flap pussy prick. goddamn i wanna eat my lunch in peace whore...
by anonymous April 8, 2022
mugGet the kim jong unmug.

UN sustainable goals

The world is going to shit, but the UN is very optimistic and is fantasising.
We'll reach the UN sustainable goals soon!
by Pancake Hater May 22, 2023
mugGet the UN sustainable goalsmug.

un-reverse psychology

When someone tries to make you think they are using reverse psychology when in reality they are not.
Are you using un-reverse psychology on me?
by thatguy_2 November 8, 2022
mugGet the un-reverse psychologymug.

Kim Jong un

"KIM JONG UN!"
by HoldTheL December 22, 2017
mugGet the Kim Jong unmug.

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