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Chier une pendule

A very French, romantic and rather graphic and imaginative way to tell someone he doesn't need to make a big fuss or get angry about something. Very useful for any occasion.
"Jean-Claude a mangé toute la galette?

- Probablement mais tu ne vas pas en chier une pendule!"

"Has Jean-Pierre eaten the whole cake?"
"Probably but you're not gonna poop a clock because of it!"
by SoFreakinFrench November 27, 2014
mugGet the Chier une pendulemug.

kim jong un

fat communist fuck who needs a good whoopin from his bitch ass momma woman hater gay people hater racist cunt who doesnt poop goddamn who tf doesnt poop ya weird ass bitch get blocked my the government u dumb whore. die. kys.
person uno: kim jong un doesnt poop give him a laxative right now.

person two: he doesnt deserve one that communist scum bastard ass dick head dumb ass cocksucker that fat twat beef curtainssuch a flap pussy prick. goddamn i wanna eat my lunch in peace whore...
by anonymous April 8, 2022
mugGet the kim jong unmug.

dami un beso

I really want u to give me a kiss.
Give me a kiss.
Dami un beso
by Naomi Cambrini October 1, 2017
mugGet the dami un besomug.

UN-Border-Zone

When you stand in between two people. to stop a verbal conflict from happening, you become a UN-Border-Zone.

Or

When you are placed or placed by yourself between to people to stop sexual arousal from happening between a couple or a potential couple.
Will had to act as a UN-Border-Zone between George and Evie.
by 9% September 16, 2017
mugGet the UN-Border-Zonemug.

Kim Jong un

"KIM JONG UN!"
by HoldTheL December 22, 2017
mugGet the Kim Jong unmug.

un-reverse psychology

When someone tries to make you think they are using reverse psychology when in reality they are not.
Are you using un-reverse psychology on me?
by thatguy_2 November 8, 2022
mugGet the un-reverse psychologymug.

yak-o-un

Little boys who grow up wanting a yak-o-un tend to buy one when they're older.
by TTweety January 20, 2018
mugGet the yak-o-unmug.

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