Puerto Rican Sea Trout

While swimming in the ocean/pool you lower your bathing suit to show just your ass cheeks, sometimes even the dark hole. then you plunge above water then quickly dive to reveal just your ass towards anyone in the vicinity
Mike Willard puerto rican sea trouted tom while at the beach and the little children on the shore were disgusted.
by tom nesdill November 06, 2009
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Chuck Berry Trap Door Trout

The Chuck Berry Trap Door Trout is the epitome of the illegal scat porn industry. For all who are unaware, Chuck Berry is known for his recording prowess, and this is an extension of his renown work. Essentially, the Chuck Berry Trap Door Trout is the illegal recording of the female specimen on the toilet, only a trap door has been installed above the stalls. Behind the trap door lies a steamy unit of human fecal matter (stool) that closely resembles the size of a trout. Chuck Berry watches the recording from afar and releases the trap door letting the trout fall upon the female therefore creating an instant scat porn classic.
dude, I heard she got a Chuck Berry Trap Door trout... at Wangs!

...No wonder restrooms are for customers only...
by Slychub April 16, 2011
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searching for a small penis in a large amount of pubic hair
girl 1: "hey, how'd it go with Alex?"

girl 2: "Meh, not good, when we got down to business, i ended up fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout for like an hour!"
by zabuma February 17, 2009
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A slang phrase used in U.K. English to mean a misunderstanding or lapse in judgement.
This last question on the test is really taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie. (It was difficult and the speaker didn't understand it.)
by Wordmate October 29, 2018
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I jerked off three times, took a valium and I was still flipping like a pan-fried trout all night.
by Stephanie June 05, 2003
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squeezing out a fat one, taking a dump, releasing your bowels
Sorry i was late for school, i was busy restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout.
by Stromboni May 31, 2006
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Dusty Trout

When you leave the Ute door open so the dust gets on your minge
Close your door or you will get a dusty Trout!
by Search it up then March 01, 2024
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