A William Shatner, also known as "Kirking" is where one partner defecates all over another's penis, exclaiming, "Commander Spock! Our starship appears to have encountered some organic resistance!" - whoever is roleplaying as Sulu in the room should reply with a heart "ohhhhhh myyyyyy!" as the entire crew climaxes at once.
Kirking ----- "the orgy was really getting boring at the end until Marty decided to William Shatner / Kirk all over Jimmy, what a performance!"
by Taintnosunshine November 19, 2025
Get the Kirkingmug. The best type of dog in the universe. It's way better to name your dog this than Brandi. Dog Kirk's are amazing animals. They are fun, loving, and super cute. Everyone loves a Dog Kirk.
by Kirk FTW January 1, 2012
Get the Dog Kirkmug. by The 180m Badger September 10, 2025
Get the kirkmug. The International Charlie Kirk Day is the day that Charlie Kirk got assassinated in Utah. It's a day where we pay respect and pray for a brother in Christ.
by manbun004 September 11, 2025
Get the International Charlie Kirk daymug. by get kirked September 10, 2025
Get the Kirkedmug. Sexy Sporty Fat dick man, 12 incher kindergarten defeater. He can steal any girl he wants and get any he likes.
by SuperIdolDeShao March 27, 2023
Get the Ollie Kirkmug.