thursday

Thursday is that one day every week where you are stuck with an outside that is falling asleep every 35 seconds and an inside that is screaming "WHY, SCHOOL GOD, WHY? WHY?" in agony. You see, Thursday is late enough in the week so that you can't complain about it being hump day or really early in the week, but you aren't yet on that Friday high. And just so you rip your hair out even more, its the day you always get the most homework.

Friend: Hey, lets hang out today!

me: HAHAHAHA ur kidding, rite? Its Thursday, bro. Its like a black hole for all fun.

by harleydavidson May 7, 2018

Throbbing Thursday

When your little soldier is at attention and throbbing on Thursday. Don’t forget it comes after Cheese Wednesday.

Yo! It’s Throbbing Thursday bros, you know what that means!

by Warsmith Primus April 24, 2025

thursdaying

Going home on a thursday night and going to sleep at exactly 7:42 PM

I went thursdaying with a friend.

by james0012 April 13, 2024

Smack Danny Thursday

Smack Danny

Ow! - says Danny
ITS SMACK DANNY THURSDAY

by ndmez January 4, 2024

Ups thirsty Thursday

A secret code originated by the teamsters back in the 1970s, forcing every ups driver to have sex with a least one person of the same sex, the last Thursday of every month, twice in the month of June, to help celebrate juneteeth. a driver will be terminated immediately for not following protocol. Any driver that has completed the amazing feat of sexually servicing every customer on there route, will get to go to a sporting event of their choice and all the beverages they can enjoy! Ups thirsty Thursday was lit!!!

Yo mountain, congrats on completing that amazing feat!!! Bud lite at the vols game on me!!! It's ups thirsty Thursday bitches!!!

by Lilrichard123 May 10, 2023

Thursday November 6th 2025

Thursday Number 6 2025 is when Darren Watkins junior gets his black galaxy hole annihilated by a huge massive dingaling

prepare for my arrival, Thursday November 6th 2025.

by MurtssZ November 6, 2025

Pooper Thursday

Originated in Lewis County, New York it is the day of the week that men will choose home over any other social function in anticipation of receiving anal sex.

I can't meet you for a drink tonight Darren, I'm going straight home since it's Pooper Thursday.

by Thisguy29 October 6, 2016