Tots could

"Tots could" emerged from the legend of a creature called "Tots." This creature eats people who say extremely stupid things in response to normal reactions or statements. However, since people are quite stupid, it takes a while for Tots to identify and devour them. To activate him, people recite the ancient mantra: "Tots could." Mind you, you CANNOT by ANY means complete the sentence ("Tots could eat you"), for that is the greatest sin and disgrace to Lord Tots.

Jack:"What's a kettle? "
Tethys:"Tots could right now"

by HeurseShert August 4, 2024

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025

Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop

Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop (v.):
The unhinged, wide-eyed, saliva-dripping act of sucking on someone’s toes like you're a Victorian orphan who just got handed a Tootsie Pop after fasting through a plague. Usually involves noises that would make a soup kitchen blush and eye contact intense enough to spiritually confuse the recipient.

Also used as a noun to refer to someone who specializes in the practice, e.g. "He’s a certified Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop."

"Bro came home drunk and apparently went full Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop on her feet. She said his tongue was doing straight morse code on her pinky toe!"

by sniffyforastiffy? May 27, 2025

from tots to thots

if you know what a tot is and if you know what a thot is its self explanitory.

my baby girls went from tots to thots

by khroma December 1, 2021

Tot

A insider from the successors from native Americans referencing drug abuse

Wanna do a tot later?

by PeterHartgas December 3, 2021

tots

Tired of this shit. A challenge for highschool seniors that originated from druid hills highschool and later copied by decatur highschool in atlanta georgia. Consists of different funny and sexual challneges and whatever team has the most points wins.

“Wait why’d she post that she had sex with him on her main?” he said. “She’s doing it for tots it’s not real”

by secretanonamyus February 24, 2024