Oh shit-skis

Synonymous with saying "Oh well" as if to describe a feeling of defeat or rejection.

The airport withheld my luggage 3000 miles away and refuses to return it. Oh shit-skis.

by tylaarrr December 17, 2010

Mahogany Ski Team

The art of doing cocaine on a mahogany bar.

Wow, those dudes are buggin from doing so much coke.

Yeah, they're called the Mahogany Ski Team.

by Bigboy12 November 23, 2018

Jet ski

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound and simultaneously releasing one's bodily fluids all over the place. To mimic the rooster tail of a Jet ski.

Wouldn't you love to see Donald Trump Jet ski Michelle Obama.

by Slutbag69 December 23, 2016

ski pop

to ski pop- similiar to "derp".

to bop around doing random jests.

"look at Cheddy ski poppin' around"

"yah-shes such a derpster"

by youkilledkenny April 26, 2010

ski jump nose

A ski jump nose is the cutest looking sort of nose that has at least a slight inward curve to it (looks like a ski jump).

Greg: "Dude, Amy's got the cutest little ski jump nose ever!"

Mike: "Dag yo, Jessica's got one of those too!"

by Greg Cole April 21, 2005

three man skiing

The action of one person sitting in the middle of two erected males and imagining themself skiing down a fast twisty hill using the male's erections as ski poles.

Yesterday, it was cold out so we decided to do some three man skiing inside. After I hit a jump a couple of times, there wound up being an avalanche.

by Isa Cocks March 03, 2009

Nordic Ski Girls

The Nordic Ski team girls beat all the boys and they are wicked hot!! They are the hottest girls in school and they wear crazy SPANDEX!! All girls wish they could be as fast as they are and all guys wish they could get in their spandex!!

guy 1: Did you see those hot girls getting on that bus yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeahh, they looked hot in that spandex! damnnnn!! they nordic ski girls!

by jgj May 12, 2007