jakes

It used to be "just kidding." Instant messaging shortened it to "JK." Two syllables is still much too long, so it has become "jakes." Sort of the new "not!" Say it when you're, well, "just kidding."

I hate you so much. Jakes, jakes.

by melodious December 21, 2006

The Jake

Mythological The one real egg head at Brigham Young University. Characterized by lack of bathing, putrid foot odor, crazy hair, and mod Clothes.

That guy has feet like the jake.

by idedontknow October 25, 2004

Jake

Jake is a nice cool heartwarming person. Half insane and half loving everyone loves it. Super good at cuddling and always ready for a hug. Loves animals and will have all the girls surrounding him. Amazing musician loves the string instruments and piano. Has many friends and no one is surprised if he is dancing or screaming in a store or restaurant. Sometimes annoying well most of the time but people some how get attached to it.

Jake is insane

by YoyoItzJakeOnly August 18, 2017

Jake

A perverted freak who talks about getting girls but has never actually kissed one

eee it's jake

by DDew56 July 12, 2019

Jake

A very aggressive boy who wants to shove his inverted tic tax of a dick up the hottest girls. Very good at games, bad at sex (my uncle told me)

Please don’t jake me

by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020

Jake

A small goon with a over the top jelled hair cut pretty sure he lives in a bin and always loves his mums blowjobs and bed time story’s

Jake a name of a person with usually a birth defect

by Big wubbie February 4, 2019

Jake

A nice but guy that often puts himself down and always helps others. He never thinks of himself first only other people and is the gayest pansexual you will ever meet.

Who's that guy?
That's a Jake, careful I hear the gay is contagious

by The Pan Penguin October 10, 2019