Appsberger's syndrome

Compulsion to download apps for things we can do ourselves or live without entirely. (Origin: Tom Bodett, Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me radio show, Feb 13, 2010)

Sufferers of Appsberger's syndrome are inclined to download and install compulsive amounts of applications and information to accomplish tasks they can already do themselves or live without entirely. "He uses his GPS to drive home to a house he's lived in for 12 years."

by Alexqeditor July 12, 2010

Xenev syndrome

disability to not speak

Juicers when i started watching xeven after 2 weeks I got Xenev syndrome and now i'm getting bullied at school.

-Sun Tzu

by DrPeasant April 23, 2021

VIA syndrome

An acronym for Vocal iPod Amplification syndrome: A condition in which someone listening to an iPod or mp3 player tends to speak much louder than they would without earbuds on due to the fact that they believe the people they are talking to cannot hear them over "the music". Generally occurs on public transportation, as road noise contributes additional background noise.

Derek: Hey man, what are you listening to?

Jake: TAYLOR SWIFT!

Derek: ...

Jake: SORRY, I SAID I WAS LISTENING TO TAYLOR SWIFT. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

^The above is a good example of someone with VIA syndrome

by cerealmage2188 October 6, 2009

OCOD Syndrome

Obesseive call of duty syndrome to be so addicted to modern warfare 2 that all life processes are blocked and the laws in nature are blocked. People get all of their necessary nutrients from the game and do not actually need to physically eat food to survive. Try this experiment out on your child and you will see that they will either grow strong or have no social life ever.

Mom: Honey, come eat
Child: WTF MOM I'M PLAYING CALL OF DUTY LEAVE ME ALONE. I DON'T NEED TO EAT, COD IS TAKING CARE OF ME
Mom: Shit, he has OCOD Syndrome

by mcskillet69 November 15, 2009

Hofte Syndrome

Hofte Syndrome

When you're so stoned that you turn pale and lose control

Look at that guy, he's as white as a sheet! Typical case of Hofte Syndrome

Yesterday that dude had a Hofte Syndrome, he was laying behind the sofa

by Ibeh November 7, 2015

ABCS Syndrome

Acronym for Always Be Carrying Shit. ABCS sufferers are often seen attempting to carry entirely too much crap on their person. Affects primarily proto bag ladies and young fashionistas.

I saw Ashlee yesterday and she was carrying her giant purse, two Forever 21 shopping bags and her min pin Rascal in a tote bag. Poor thing, I think she suffers from ABCS syndrome.

by j-biz da muzak man January 28, 2013

The Batman Syndrome

After a Person watches the Movie "The Batman" (2022) they Start chill in Dark Places, Monologue at the Sound of the Music "Something in the Way" by Nirvana, Say "I'm Vengeance", and listen to Something in the Way every Day

Joe "Guys i think Marcus has The Batman Syndrome"
James "What makes you think that"
Joe "Look at him"

Marcus Sitting in a Sofa With the Lights turned off, While something in the Way playing in the Background while he Looks at the Window

by Gordonman69 April 17, 2022