Skip to main content

Earpod Person

A pod person or normie that has zero personal style or independent thought.
They're often seen wearing earpods and apple watches.
The marketeers dream, because they always buy the crap that marketeers promote.
Often copy "politically correct" opinions, but are not really into politics.
Colleague 1: do you know who Jason is?
Colleague 2: he's that new earpod person at sales department.
Colleague 1: ah they've hired yet another earpod person?
Colleague 2: yeah looks like the new management is more concerned with image than intelligence.
by Boomer the Lancaster bomber February 25, 2020
mugGet the Earpod Personmug.

transient personality

Adjective: A transient personality is one that is ever changing and adapting. Transient personalities are not stable or static. They are not genuine. They can change on a whim depending on whom is near or perceived to be watching them or how much of a chameleon they must be to fit into the group they want to be a part of.

A Transient personality might become a die hard sports fan, for example, if his or her coworkers all have an excessive interest in sports.

Some of Charles Manson's Family might be considered transient in personality. A few of his female followers grew up attending church and singing in their choir. One graduated college and one was a Librarian's Assistant when she met Manson. However, all education, religion, and morals were tossed aside quickly when their transient personality shifted to Manson - like interests.

Transient personalities can also be seen in those who have borderline personality disorder or narcissistic personality disorder.

Transient personalities can be seen at work or school or church. Have you ever had a nice manager turn into a real by the book condescending jerk because upper management was watching him or her perform their job? Once their performance was no longer being scrutinized, they became that nice manager again. Or how about the people who preach and pray and sing in church or Sunday and then molest kids on Monday?

Fake people
My first impression of your father was that he was a warm, loving, and generous man, but after accidently bumping into him on the opposite side of the protest where he was wearing full KKK dress, I knew the warm and loving side of him was just a transient personality. There is nothing good about anyone who is involved with the KKK regardless of what our transient personality disordered President might say.
by Eisasocionarc December 18, 2017
mugGet the transient personalitymug.

Greeting Person

A person who is used to greet someone.
“I sent my friend a greeting person so they knew they were appreciated”
by winkwink87 March 7, 2022
mugGet the Greeting Personmug.

Personality Zoned

This is when a person of either gender rejects you because you have the same personality as them.
Personality zoned. Example;
"I'm sorry, but we could never be.
You have the exact same personality as me."
by .osqueaker December 5, 2021
mugGet the Personality Zonedmug.

grey person

someone you can always rely on to make you laugh and can make you feel better in any situation by just being there. you love being around them always
by Hahvsheuahs May 31, 2023
mugGet the grey personmug.

tuesday person

Derives from the well known cunt mnemonic, See (C) You (U) Next (N) Tuesday (T).

'Tuesday Person' is an office-friendly way to refer to an individual generally agreed to be a bit of a cunt.
"What do you think of the new boss?"

"He's a bit of a Tuesday person"
by Overdose2000 May 27, 2017
mugGet the tuesday personmug.

your person

someone close to you that you trust and stick by at all times

you’re always able to talk to them and share personal things with them

they’re the first person to know about something big in your life
Christina and Meredith from Greys Anatomy

Christina i’m your person” “you’re not my person owen is my person”
by michael heehee June 29, 2019
mugGet the your personmug.

Share this definition