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Honey Gnome

The Honey Gnome got a little too close to my house so I had him publicly executed by a firing squad
by That Fat Furry Is Scary October 15, 2023
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Gnoming

When your on the sesh and you go round looking for garden/lawn ornaments to steal, (preferably gnomes) to add to your collection of stuff you’ve stolen on messy Mandy nights with the lads.
“ once we’ve done a couple lines do you wanna go gnoming”
by Sesh club 7 June 12, 2018
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gnome

When a guy falls below a girls standards but she keeps leading him on because he's a good backup. Usually you rank super high in one or two qualities whether it's attractiveness, intelligence/wit, niceness, charm, etc. but you fall short in other categories, so she wants you sometimes but she's not interested in the whole package.
"How can I impress a girl to get her to like me" Guy 1
"Dude, don't. You'll just get turned into her gnome" Guy 2
by gotchubro March 1, 2020
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Gnomed

1. To be destroyed by gnome/s.
2. To yeet.
3. To have your entire life ruined by a gnome/s
by Epic Memer Tortoise Boi June 1, 2020
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Gnome attack

When the very aggressive violator Mike sees a gnome and punches somebody in the nuts but because he has a General fear of gnomes
I put a gnome in mikes yard and he gnome attacked me very aggressively
by Hard at work September 17, 2021
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gnome alaska

The creepiest place in all of eskimodom. Don't go there. They will violate your anus

Violently.

Gnome Alaska is where sapiens of non-homo origin live and they will make you more homo than a scarved black guy with a pompador and lollipop tattoo on his neck. Then they'll take your little girl, leave your ripped open asshole stuck in a wheelchair babbling about shadow monsters as people laugh at you out of pity.

Gnome alaska...where the Gnomeos roam

Into your butt
Friend A: Hey man what's ? Heard you and Jane went on vacation to Gnome Alaska, how was it?

Friend B: I don't have to actually try to poo no mo babydoll, that dookie just kinda fall out all on its own thanks to them boogymens

Friend A: Holy shit fred...dont talk to me or my family anymore
by Captain Magnanimous February 26, 2014
mugGet the gnome alaskamug.

gnome pass

If somenone gave you gnome pass you can't gnome them in any way in the next 24 hours
by D I O January 7, 2019
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