eva since my brotha died

ur gay 🤭

marta : EVA SINCE MY BROTHA DIED
kids : shes deffo gay

by monkeydoo069 May 14, 2022

Eva

a sexy bitch that has dark brown hair and eyes and is 5'8 and hot and funny

-omg have you seen that cute girl??! who is she??
-oh that's EVA of course, she's hot

this is so bad ok bue

by snoringev April 23, 2021

Eva

Eva.

I'm Eva.

Go girl!!

Eva's cool

by Tnt88 November 23, 2021

Eva

Definition noun: A person who loves to draw
- Loves artistic things
- Loves Cheese
- Eats Cheese
- Runs a Cheese factory
- Knows Jim
- Procrastinates

Eva is a cheese nugget

by pseudonymcupcake May 11, 2022

Eva Glangart

The misspelled name of a person who is a total asshole. I hate her. She makes me think there's SCHOOL TOMORROW WHEN THERE ISN'T. Oh yeah, she's also REALLY UNFUNNY. She loves South Park.

"Damn, she's being a total Eva Glangart right now." "Yeah, she sucks."

by Definitely Not Maxwell November 13, 2022

Eva

Eva is a very big overthinker who has communication issues and tends to piss everyone off around her. She also has madd trust issues and unintentionally ruins relationships, especially her own. She also feels bad right afer doing something hurtful and it haunts her until the problem gets resolved. She has lots of friends but only likes talking to one person who barely likes talking to her and it makes her very flipping annoyed and all her friends have to listen to her crashout about this one person that they all hate. She is very delusional about this one person and needs to move on but doesn't want to accept that nothing is left for them two and a small part of her believes that it might work out. She has a deep attachment to this one person and she feels that if they restart and try again then it might all work out one last time. If this one person is reading this, uh, go back to your girl bro she's doing everything to change because she misses you so bad. OH SHE'S ALSO VERY FUNNY AND FUN TO BE AROUND!!

friend: eva why are you crashing out?
Eva: because i miss ____ and want him back and i love him with my whole heart but he doesn't care anymore

by Andrew da boy January 7, 2025

eva

Eva is a self absorbed brat will always talk about you behind your back and betrays you.She is so mean and is such a pick me.she so annoying and everyone hates her.her friends talk behing her back but they are still obsessed with her.

evas minion 1:omg I hate Eva so much she is always insulting us. evaminion2:same shes so annoying.btw were still going to buy gift s for her party right?

by anonia June 5, 2024